Ladies Man

So at the oh so young age of 4, little Ethan has become quite the hot commodity among 4 year old girls. A couple of weeks ago he declared that he was going to marry Kate, but that his girlfriend was Anika. Ethan dropped Kate last week when he declared that now he was marrying Anika and moving to China (and according to Ethan, he is serious and not kidding).

Will this one last longer than a week? All signs point to yes. There are strong indications that maybe Ethan is serious. First, they play with animals together every morning. Second, they go to the bathroom together. Nothing says romance more than sitting on the toilet together. Third, and the biggest indication (according to his teacher Phyllis) is that they are crossing a hurdle that many four year couples never do -- they are playing at the playground together. Generally the playground is very segregated, boys play with boys, and girls with girls. But Ethan and Anika are playing together in the sandbox, holding hands while riding bikes, and giving each other rides in makeshift wagons.

Ahhhhh, true love. At least for now. Rumor has it that there is yet another four year old girl vying for Ethan's affection. We are all hoping that Ethan's appeal to age appropriate ladies does not peak at age four.